tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

teamrocketing:

i hate it when i see someone i vaguely know in public. do i say hi?? do i act like i don’t see them and hope for the best?? 

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

michaxl:

the first person to be mute must have been like

shittyteenblog:

if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up

radioactiveredhead:

Seriously what the actual fuck was Andres grandma on

icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

wank0ff:

it’s not that i’m not a “morning person” i love mornings

i’m just not a “waking up person”

jimmyneuteredtron:

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