one-eyed-duncan:

pawkitj:

best modern family scene ever

It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break

asian:

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

potato appreciation post

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

aneyeoutforselener:

nicki keepin an eye out

aneyeoutforselener:

nicki keepin an eye out

officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

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"better get off Tumblr now"

hugs-and-good-music:

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tramampoline:

This is a weird trilogy

calabozos:

onlylolgifs:

Ice Bucket Challenge Fail Compilation

you know those kids dead

idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.”

— A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

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