judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
judge: haha case dismissed
things said in majority of movies:
- "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
- "she’s not just some girl!"
- "I should have told you this a long time ago."
- "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
- "but I love him!!"
-“You’re giving up your dream!”
“No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”
"I knew your father. He was a good man."
*girl walks downstairs*
Guy: Wow… you look… great.
no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty
Alternatively: everyone saw me wear it yesterday, but I own a washing machine so I could’ve washed it since then (I didn’t wash it).
people saw me wearing it yesterday but there will be different people seeing me today therefore it is not dirty
alternatively: wash ur damn clothes
*straight boy voice* WHAT THE HECK IM NOT GAY IDK IF THAT GUY IS CUTE HAHA WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?
you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK