omegaling:


I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

lion:

when your friends are talking about a party you aren’t invited to

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alarmingpenguin:

free shipping

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on orders $75 or more

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frankoceanfanclub:

sansgod:

me looking for drama on the dash

i hate this so much im going to bed

frankoceanfanclub:

sansgod:

me looking for drama on the dash

i hate this so much im going to bed

ssv-normandy:

when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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sixpenceee:

Sometimes the internet can be a great place. 

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

dutchster:

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

candyswords:

what the actual fuck Jennifer

candyswords:

what the actual fuck Jennifer