readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

awwww-cute:

My cat sleeps like he’s been shot

awwww-cute:

My cat sleeps like he’s been shot

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

shitshilarious:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

Did this thread just inadvertently write an entire Supernatural episode?

i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city:

frozen-astrid:

is this frozen?

Don’t let them in 

Don’t let them see

Be the old man you always have to be

hemidemisplemmyquaver:

I don’t think google gets enough credit sometimes

hemidemisplemmyquaver:

I don’t think google gets enough credit sometimes

pipermclan:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

people keep asking me for an update so

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i’m gonna have to start putting it in another room because my housecarl keeps messing it up

cupcaketwinklebutt:

The end credits of game of thrones are on a black background specifically so you can see the look of horror on your face reflected in your computer screen

arasanna:

Tumblr su We Heart It.

arasanna:

Tumblr su We Heart It.