slutdust:

One time my brother got really drunk in the city, passed out onto his burger in Burger King, a stranger took a picture of him and posted it on a local Facebook group.

slutdust:

One time my brother got really drunk in the city, passed out onto his burger in Burger King, a stranger took a picture of him and posted it on a local Facebook group.

sherlock:

arynapril:

sher-lockedoutofthetardis:

Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.

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semi-attractive:

when ur friends have inside jokes u dont understandimage

buttgenie:

I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”

refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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awesome-o-clock:

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

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mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

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schoolwitch:

i love freckles theyre skin stars

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle