perks-of-being-chinese:

BYE

sun-thief-rai:

lauriejuspeczyk:

so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy

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somefagonyourdash:

when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures

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endiot:

hes such a dork

i wanna sit on his dick

ruinedchildhood:

How my emotions work

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

aphkugelmugel:

seeing untagged porn on your dash

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browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

nutellanatalia:

asian:

nutellanatalia:

i wanna try dating an asian guy

Date me

no not you

britneysbaldhead:

when younger people are more successful than me

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