do you ever look at your follower count and think wow i tricked all these people into thinking im cool

weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

actuallyfandoms:

officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet

oh pluto

jadeb0t:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

i think that’s called game of thrones

bullied:

not sure if i’m ready to fall in love or if i’m ready to fall off a cliff

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes
"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"
And then it falls in.

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes

"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"

And then it falls in.

“A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart”

— My boyfriend trying to get head (via sextnoise)

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

ven0moth:

I CANT BREATHE