magicul:

when someone says something to offend you but you pretend you don’t care

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relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

*shoves dick into your ass* it’s a metaphor

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

  • My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

noctstiel:

oh-mrwinchester-oh:

fasterfood:

oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…

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goD DAMNIT

netlfix:

Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing

halo4:

if im not in a relationship by the end of 2013 im turning to voodoo

imaginethebutts:

me in math class

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heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

scifiscum:

wow this opens my eyes a lot.

scifiscum:

wow this opens my eyes a lot.

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

epic-humor:

emtothethird:
I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.

epic-humor:

emtothethird:

I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.

legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

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