stubbornjerk:

that’s the scariest way to hold a phone ever

pinnedunderreality:

John Cena, forgetting his muffins in the oven.

pinnedunderreality:

John Cena, forgetting his muffins in the oven.

raydayton:

trying to search about that new abc show

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merryweatherblue:

I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture. 

So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.

Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, badassness, and honor. And that is pretty damn awesome. 

So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.

saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

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pizzaforpresident:

rob ford 2015

pizzaforpresident:

rob ford 2015

raydayton:

trying to search about that new abc show

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Paste the last thing you copied into my ask boxthese were weird and so fascinating

this was the first one i read and i spent 5 minutes trying to remember my pinocchio project and who to email 
this one’s my favourite

Paste the last thing you copied into my ask box
these were weird and so fascinating

this was the first one i read and i spent 5 minutes trying to remember my pinocchio project and who to email 

this one’s my favourite

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Family and Tumblr

apple-saucy:

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP

  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

jellybeing:

what

wait a freaking second

who is jensen ackles

i thought jensen ackles was that fish from spongebob 

this guy

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i thought…this entire time… you guys have been talking about this fish…..

i dont even know why i just heard the name jensen ackles and assumed that was this guys name